Me and my Psychiatrist (by Sepp Blatter)

Hallo Mr Psychiatrist

Sepp, this was supposed to be our last session together but I've noticed some rather worrying signs.

Nooor, I am now Sepp "Better" thanks to our 'secret' sessions. Haven't you noticed? I've only introduced sensible rules like; not rewarding the winners of the World Cup with automatic qualification to the next World Cup and my great rule about booking players for being too "happy" when celebrating?

Unless you can prove to me you're not as crazy as you seem then I am going to have to recommend another year of therapy.

Whaaaaat, don't you like my rules?

Thats the problem, no one does! The fact your still in power amazes even George Bush!

Hey! what do you mean? Everyone loves me, I've been elected for two terms in a row!

True, but in the latest elections you were unopposed and just 66 of 207 FIFA members nominated you.

Thats because I kill anyone who opposes my regime

What was that Sepp?

Nothing Sir

Good, lets get back to business. If you can justify your latest comments in a sensible and SANE manner, then I will be happy to end your therapy.

Woohoo, lets do it!

Ok I'd like you to explain this statement;

"This season, there were four English teams in the last eight, three in the semi-finals and two in the final."

"That's why, being in charge of football, I have to bring this item to the attention of the Congress."

"This is the sporting situation but let us start with our idea of the 'six plus five' rule and then we will see what the difference will be in the future."

"This rule will be fighting against the monopolies of clubs and leagues. But we are not fighting the problem of money but for the identity of national teams."

Taken from www.skysports.com/story/0,19...

My comments explain themselves, surely you know where I'm coming from?

Well Sepp, I believe you are very angry about England's dominance of the Champions League this season(although it wasn't a problem when Italy and Spain dominated in the 2002/03 and 1999/00 seasons respectively). You clearly have an Irrational hated for English football.

Even more worrying is your logic that by bringing in a foreign player limit you will stop the 'Club Monopoly'? Even Brian Robson could tell that by bringing in this limit the price of English talent would sky-rocket, allowing only the super rich to buy and field a strong side.

Will this be kept confidential sir?

Of course

Okay I admit it, I don't like them! They shouldn't be allowed in the Champions League they're not even European they're just an Island near my beloved Europe! I hate them, I hate them!.

Thats enough Sepp! You need help, I'm recommending A LOT more therapy. You'll be joined by someone who clearly has similar problem; Michel Platini.

Interview taken from
http://www.my_secret_psychiatry_notes_by_Sepp_Blatter.com